Service in the restaurant was abysmally slow.
My husband was starting to flip out,
so I tried to distract him with small talk.
"You know," I said, "our friend Christi
should be having her baby anytime now."
"Really?" my husband snapped.
"She wasn't even pregnant when we walked in here."
By Maureen Morrison, Tetonia, Idaho. From:
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